Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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