oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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