Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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