Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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