He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
did you just send me my own nude
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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