question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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