Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Randomize
