dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
did i walk over a car last night?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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