is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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