plz talk dirty to me
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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