you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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