i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
