Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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