Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
i out mim tonsoeep
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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