i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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