forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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