Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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