Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
