Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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