Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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