I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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