On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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