You work out of a Hotel?
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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