Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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