This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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