So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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