Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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