Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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