put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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