just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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