its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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