Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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