I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Someone came in the potted fern
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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