Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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