She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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