Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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