I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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