i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
