yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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