what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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