yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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