Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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