being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
