Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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