At least make sure they are 18
Why
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
We are two peas in an std pod
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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