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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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