..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
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