Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you traded sex for a burrito?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
he was CRYING into my vagina
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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