Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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