scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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